A PERSONAL MARKET EXIT INSTRUMENT · NOT A PROPHECY

Ride the bubble.
Respect the horses.

The thesis: stay long AI until the final horseman arrives. Step aside before the OpenAI IPO spectacle. Then force yourself back in—no matter how clever you feel.

BUYERS FOR NOWOPENAI = FINAL BOSS2–4 WEEKS EARLYBACK IN BY MONTH 6NO HEROICS

NOW ENTERING THE VALLEY

The hectocorn
parade.

One IPO can be a company. A whole procession is a market regime. Watch the sequence, the demand, and what happens after the confetti cannon fires.

PRIVATE-MARKET OPENING CREDITS ↓
SX
PUBLIC · JUN 12

SPACEX

THE DRESS REHEARSAL

Post-IPO gravity test
AN
FILING REPORTED

ANTHROPIC

THE PRECURSOR

Concrete paperwork signal
OI
DATE UNCONFIRMED

OPENAI

THE FINAL BOSS

Your actual tripwire
ST
PRIVATE

STRIPE

THE PAYMENTS WHALE

Liquidity appetite
DB
PRIVATE

DATABRICKS

THE DATA MOUNTAIN

Reportedly staying private
AD
PRIVATE

ANDURIL

THE DEFENSE DARLING

Defense-tech demand
CV
PRIVATE

CANVA

THE DESIGN KRAKEN

Consumer-tech appetite
DS
PRIVATE

DISCORD

THE CHAT WILDCARD

Retail-recognition test
SX
PUBLIC · JUN 12

SPACEX

THE DRESS REHEARSAL

Post-IPO gravity test
AN
FILING REPORTED

ANTHROPIC

THE PRECURSOR

Concrete paperwork signal
OI
DATE UNCONFIRMED

OPENAI

THE FINAL BOSS

Your actual tripwire
ST
PRIVATE

STRIPE

THE PAYMENTS WHALE

Liquidity appetite
DB
PRIVATE

DATABRICKS

THE DATA MOUNTAIN

Reportedly staying private
AD
PRIVATE

ANDURIL

THE DEFENSE DARLING

Defense-tech demand
CV
PRIVATE

CANVA

THE DESIGN KRAKEN

Consumer-tech appetite
DS
PRIVATE

DISCORD

THE CHAT WILDCARD

Retail-recognition test
SPACE & AIFINTECHDATADEFENSECONSUMER

01 · THE DASHBOARD

The four horsemen

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I

Overvaluation

Are prices unreasonable versus history and sober expert opinion?

  • CAPE & forward P/E
  • Market cap / GDP
  • AI leader concentration
II

Bubble beliefs

Does everyone know it’s expensive—and buy because it may get pricier?

  • Investor surveys
  • Bubble language
  • Buy-anyway behavior
III

Issuance

Are insiders issuing into demand while buybacks quietly retreat?

  • IPO proceeds
  • Follow-on offerings
  • Net buyback yield
IV

Inflows

Are new participants stampeding in—and is OpenAI the final boss?

  • New accounts
  • Retail call volume
  • OpenAI IPO demand

02 · IPO TRIPWIRE

Meet the final bosses.

Rumors are not dates. The clock only starts when a credible trading date appears.

EARLY EDGE · 4 WEEKS
LATE EDGE · 2 WEEKS
Plan window—not a recommendation. Confirm against primary filing and exchange notices.
THE ANTI-COWARD DEVICE

When did you actually sell?

COOL-OFF COMPLETEReassess from here
GET BACK IN. PERIOD.Your hard re-entry deadline

03 · SIGNAL DESK

Credibility beats chronology.

Primary evidence and trusted observers outrank hot takes. Freshness breaks ties; it does not run the feed.